i want to be a mushroom because they’re cute and can also be poisonous
I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school
*hopes I become rich and famous without putting in effort*
thnx for unfollowing me take a mint on ur way out
Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.
i wish i was a cute youtuber but im boring and bad at everything
[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]