weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

lilmsawkward:

lilmsawkward:

I’m gonna cry

Still crying

lilmsawkward:

lilmsawkward:

I’m gonna cry

Still crying

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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abovesuspicions:

all these spoons but no one to spoon with

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threepac:

i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly
*male celebrity gets his nudes leaked*
everyone: oh my gOOOOD WHERE CAN I SEE MORE IM GONNA DIE THIS IS SO HOT !1111!
*female celebrity gets her nudes leaked*
everyone: ok but why did she even take those pics,.... she was asking for it lol
fun first date ideas: overthrow ur government w/ the bae
When the bae hasn’t texted you in 3 days

When the bae hasn’t texted you in 3 days